On GWBs Colonoscopy

- G W Bush (humour)

Written 22 July 2007 - (31 lines)

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With the world's foremost terrorist laid out on the table
Sedated but his condition pretty stable
You would have thought that someone could have found the time
To interrogate the monster about every single crime
Committed by himself and his gang of evil thugs -
To loosen up his jaws try those special truth-drugs...

Should he refuse to speak, ask those who know
What is the current method down in Guantanamo
Water-boarding tops the list, it is almost like you drown
Highly recommended for this useless clown

Should stronger stuff be called for, give him a free seat
On one of those rendition flights, in a manner most discrete
To an undisclosed location from where we will not hear
From that person anymore - just make him disappear!

His few remaining followers will no doubt blame
Islam, and say without him things are not the same
Should he fail to show up again - Oh what a shame!

But with VP Dick Cheney we would all be in good hands
For reportedly no-one in the world understands
Better what happened on the eleventh of SeptemBER
Two-thousand-and-one, but of course he can't rememBER
Where he was and what he did on that particular day
However he has been heard repeatedly to say
That no more attacks since then goes to show
How effective all the measures are - well, he should know!

Wrapping up proceedings now with some comic relief
Back to the boss, the commander-in-chief
I suggested this before but will say it once again
(From going into details I promise to refrain):
The whole operation was completely in vain
For what they were looking for this time was - HIS BRAIN...

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The Jewry is Out

- Zionism (humour)

Written mid July 2007 - (32 lines)

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Trial by Jewry is supposed to be fair
You have heard of twelve good men and true
But do take the greatest care
Or nasty things may happen to you

The Jewry is out and may not return
For quite some considerable time
While we wait we just might learn
What exactly was the crime

The Jewry is out for a count of twelve
It has something to do with history
The judge has promised not to delve
Too deep into that mystery

The Jewry went into recess to consult
With twelve Imams from Kerbala
They never divulged the final result
Of mixing cabal and kabbalah

The Jewry will not be back today
That news is now semi-official
Your lordship allow me leave to say
The session was nothing special

There is something as we leave the court
That I find deeply ironic
Both prosecution and defence were bought
For the Jewry was Zionic

Trial by Jewry is not much fun
In fact, it is better avoided
And where has all the evidence gone?
It is rumoured the Jewry destroyed it!

The latest news is, the Jewry is out
Out of its tiny mind, I swear
There is no particular reason to doubt
The accuracy of that - is there?

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Little and Large

- Israel and America

Written mid July 2007 - (81 lines)

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Little and Large were very good friends
Or that is what Large believed
But Little was only playing pretend
And Large was being deceived

Large, content in his ignorance
Did not know he was being exploited
And Little, in staggering arrogance
Was sure he was the anointed

It was all too much for Large to see through
For he was basically stupid
Worse, he was dyslexic too
So mistook putrid for cupid

Large assumed romantically
They would go to Paradise
Together forever, happily
But Little, the parasite -

Had other ideas and a lot to do
In putting them into action
Hell-bent on seeing his project through
To his complete satisfaction

So Little asked Large if he felt all right
If not he could make him feel better
And assuring Large that the risk was slight
He followed the instructions to the letter

Large thought it was something to cure his bad cough
Or to clear his blocked sinus
What he got was a lethal injection of
The purest Zionist virus

But Large did not die, all went as planned
For to kill was not Little's intention
He only wanted to understand
His latest evil invention

After some time had passed, Large came around
And softly began to mumble
About a new purpose, suddenly found
And the perfect Zionist-Zombie -

Was born and said: "I exist for you!
Your wish is my command!
I pledge my assistance in all you do
Plus the keys to the Holy Land!"

Little seems to posess every vice
Like a clever belligerent whore
Never grateful and not even nice
He always clamours for more

And Little keeps stabbing Large in the back
For that is his natural instinct
And Large keeps repeating that worn-out track
That the two are in no way linked:

"Of course we will stand by our very best friend
In good times and in bad
He deserves our support and help without end!"
How inexpressibly sad!

So Little's breathless relentless pursuit
Carried out with no effort spared
Paid off with another hapless recruit
Approached, bewitched, ensnared

Little has very meticulously
Replaced British aristocracy
Deviously but successfully
With American meritocracy
(Should that not be mediocracy?)

A born-again Christian and a secular Jew
What a brilliant combination!
PM Ehud Olmert and George W
Competing for our attention!

They meet to discuss what the media say
As their dismal approval ratings
Drop lower and lower every day -
Together they poll nearly eighteen...

God only knows what the future holds
For Little and Large, the team
And their evolving respective roles
In the Greater Israel dream

If it were not so tragic it would be great fun
To follow this incompetent duo
But for all the evil deeds they have done
Send them to - Guantanamo!

To Little and Large we now say Good-BYE!
The Christian abused by the Zionist -
I will until the day that I die
Thank God I became an Islamist!

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